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If you need to know about the PFGA, or we like to put it – the Professional Freeway Golf Association – please send $35,000 to us. That’s the initiation fee.

Don’t have that kind of money floating around? No worries! You can still voyeuristically enjoy the TUUR as we like to refer to it (not to be confused with last year’s TOOR which was also enjoyable and pronounced the same way).

The TUUR is a conglomeration of drinking, golfing, ogling, drinking, golfing, ogling, drinking, drinking, listening to reggae, turning up the loud Marley tunes on the box, drinking, hitting a lot of golf balls in the night-time, barking at the moon, being barked at by the moon, wondering why the week of the TUUR goes so fast, hanging out with Ale’ and her friends, listening to more music, wondering why the schnapps disappears so fast, writing “HELP!” in water in the parking lot…and…oh, hell, a lot more. You had to be there. Okay, you HAVE to be there.

But like we said, it takes $35,000 to join the PFGA.

However, you can PayPal us $97 and well send you last year’s scorecard, the GPS coordinates of the various Freeway Golf Holes (if we can remember where we wrote them down), a list of potential band-names (number well over 900 in case you are ready to start a band but can’t think of what to name it), this year’s scorecard, this year’s unique special edition PFGA “(tuur to be named)” hat, and more. All in a brown unmarked package. Shit, you can’t beat this deal. We’ll even throw in our book at no extra charge. It might be colored in and the pages might be a little ear-marked and pock-marked and over-marked, but it’s a real book.

Buy the “2009 Pro Freeway Golf Kit” here:

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Here’s what’s in the kit:

  • 2009 PFGA Hat ($25 value)
  • I-5 Hole Locations (priceless)
  • Over 900 potential Band Names ($97 value)
  • Official Scorecard (again, priceless)
  • PDF of last year’s Scorecard (with field notes from Buford and Gonzo’s game) ($17 value)
  • A good book chosen at random from our library (value no less than $15)
  • Total Value Approximately $154 plus whatever you think the scorecards are worth. We think you can’t play the game without a scorecard, so this is of immense, un-pin-downable-value!

Do it NOW!

Buy the 2009 ProFreeway Golf Kit NOW!

Buy the 2009 ProFreeway Golf Kit NOW!