The 2011 PFGA BallScrubber Tuur has as official new ‘aka’…”The Fifty Layers of Fucked Tuur!”
They say a picture is worth a thousand words…well here’s a thousand of my most un-favorite words. If you want to know more, place a post on the blog and we will get back to you.
LOL…this is FUNNY…as you can see, we have Google AdSense on our site to help pay for the day-to-day upkeep of profreewaygolf.com…and many of those ads are just totally at random; well one of those random ads below just popped up – and it was an advertisement for a mechanic LOL…HOW did Google know that the van needs a mechanic? LOL
Havin’ a great afternoon, talking business. Waiting for the van (Deep Space Nine, etc.) to get fixed. Looks like we got a few plugs and wires out, so they’re replacing them. I know, I know, but we are able to drink Jagermeister in the park (against the local ordinance, dreadfully) while we surf Craigslist looking for girls to play baseball with.
So far, no takers!
But…we are holding out hope that we can make our date in Santa Cruz tonight for dinner – which is still about 5 hours away, but we feel with the repair and the 2-hour drive (not counting the golf hole 5), we should make it soon, or at least sooner than we might be otherwise doing.
If you were to ask how we are doing on a scale of 1 – 10, it would be useful to know that!
Without diving into sentimentality, we can safely say that the 2011 Professional Freeway Golf Association’s 2011 ‘BallScrubber’ Toor is officially underway. Packing is happnin,’ schnapps are being chilled (to perfection), balls are being scrubbed to cleanliness and GPS apps are being warmed up.
Are you on board? Stay tuned for further developments as we plan to hit hole #1 about noon-ish.
And away we goes! Break out the ammo, the schnapps, don’t forget the wallet and get ready for the filming of the official PFGA documentary (yet-to-be-named), starring Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba and a couple of old and out-of-shape golfers.
And yes, we have a new outlook on Hole #1 as you can see!